seventeen syllables

blog for recording
mundane observations in
bastardized haiku

Monday, January 09, 2006

The first-day-of-class lecture, haiku form.

A syllabus is
like a contract, except I
set all the terms-- dig?

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Note to 3 year olds on how to freak out a daycare teacher: selectively quote from The Cat in the Hat Comes Back

my cats have good guns!
are good shots! little pink pills!
kill all those spots! voom!

[based on a true story]