Memo to Katie Holmes: he's crazier than batshit, but I don't have 'scientific' proof.

Lately Ol' Tom Cruise
seems even more jacked, but I've
never liked that guy.

Further memo to Katie: My hypothesis is based on observations of dates in the past. You probably don't want my lab notebook, and you really don't want to replicate my experiments. Just trust me, he is off his nut.